What is this page?

My Schmeat
This is a singular sahsej that scales relative to your device, capping at 300x300px
This page is written entirely using semantic HTML, and not a single misused <div> or <span>, as a testament to how ass backwards modern web development has made itself.
Resize the page and/or check the dev tools, if you think I'm kidding

Who are you?

I am not some dot-com era guru who saw CSS when it was utter crap and lacking. I am mostly a backend developer, tired of LLM slop and tech bros arguing that Tailwind is a "game changer".
Hint: They learned in the era of React and 52 shitty libraries just to submit a form

Why should I care?

The main purpose of this page is to show you (the reader) that despite many meaningful, high quality improvements to HTML and CSS over the last 10+ years and support across browsers:
Your expectations of websites are too low because profits and ignorance in the industry has failed you

The Great Meat Glossary

Sausage
A food product made from ground meat, fat, and spices, typically encased in a skin.
Bacon
Cured meat from the belly or back of a pig, usually sliced and fried.

You fools really thought this was the end of meat products (and web development), as the world knew it? PREPOSTEROUS

He literally told you: A sausage a day keeps the Meat Man away and you failed to enjoy one each day